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WHISTLE blows
I had to quit; recapping was ruining my marriage.
They won't, because recappers like you
snort, shoot, bet on, or get enlarged.
They should hand out candy at Thanksgiving
We just care if they subscribe
I'm not a circus clown.
The greatest TV clown I've ever had the honor to know.
Wait. Are-are you recapping our snuggle?
-(laughs) -Mmm.
while I perform to camera with finely honed subtlety.
the husband hasn't brushed his teeth.
and Scene Blow.
(scoffs) Why would I possibly care
Oh, I used to love celebrity,
If anything happened to you, I-I don't know what I'd do.
2 x 2 x 11 x 191 = 8492
Where do I know that guy?
Oh, and I completely blow my stack
Two weeks ago, I would've jumped at that.
Why are you making so many shows?
Good news. Your agent just called.
You'll pay me to watch TV?
Shutting it down? But why?
And I won't let you do this to Him.
Let me know my world isn't over.
Last month the paper lost...
Oh, it's like we're talking to Hemingway.