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And now a word from my new sponsor.
So I've played a umbrella for 30 years?
Take it with you.
- That's "Mary Had a Little Lamb." - Okay, then this:
That was for you, Bleeding Gums.
What kind of legal fees?
This boy's appendix is inflamed and about to burst...
Percodan?! Oh, (using censored bad word)!. Percodan?! Oh, (using censored bad word)!.
Oh, I'm sure he knew.
Because nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
What I'm saying is, all we have to do...
- What are you here for? - My brother just had his appendix out.
Oh , I'm sure he was .
He was talking to nobody before he hit his head ?
- Death! - That's Maggie again, Grampa.
All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
Please don't leave me .
I'll take it.
You'll never see that much money again.
...to bid farewell to Blood and Guts Murphy...
I contend the tourists were decapitated...
Hey, Bleeding Gums, I was great! And I owe it all to...
Your choice: Manic-Depressive Mouse or the Bluebird of Unhappiness.
Tell me about it. Just look at our president.
Mrs. Krabappel, I'm done failing the test. Can I please go to the nurse?
Gosh, maybe you really are in pain.
We're also absolved if Milhouse gets eaten by the school snake.