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Señor Burns
The rest of the time it's usually some deranged lunatic who did it for no reason.
Oh! Could I have shot Mr. Burns in a drunken rage?
Slow down. The sidewalk's for regular walkin', not for fancy walkin'.
At the town meeting, he mentioned that he watched Comedy Central.
- Homer Simpson! - Bingo.
Hey, I said that. My name is Lisa Simpson.
No jury in the world's gonna convict a baby.
Anyway, I've got a rather large sin to confess.
- He's in show business. He's a celebrity. - Let's roll, boys.
All right! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies...
Really? Oh, geez. All right, Colossus, you're free to go.
We need to find out who it belonged to. We want a D.N.A. test.
Ho... mer Simp... son.
Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.
This isn't a rival company you're battling with. It's a school.
They all say, "D'oh. "
Now would you unhook this already, please?
As Montgomery Burns's closest friend, I'm certain there is nothing he would want more...
Dinner alone.
Be careful when we capture him.
Well, I don't think anyone in this family is capable of attempted murder.
The Simpsons
But with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence.
Aren't we forgetting someone, sister suspect?
Everyone in Springfield had a reason to shoot Mr. Burns.
Except you, since you're a Bouvier.
Oh, it's no use. They ain't talkin'.