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You're just here to test the microphone.
I have a wife and three girlfriends.
I watch the baby.
and I can do anything.
And I don't know who's more handsome,
There, seems to be some delay.
I already got enough doctors touching me and poking me
All we need now is, uh, er, uh,
Like slipping in the shower and then they find me
and "off-season knee surgery boulevard"?
to sign waivers allowing celebrity impersonators to sing in this video.
Y'ello.
everybody's hollering about their own birthday
Yeah, and we're cleaning out the death machine today.
Isn’t your mother a well-known whore?
Euthanasia?
Ha, I'd like to see you try!
Ole!
Why would you want to use it to hurt poor, helpless animals?
Not so tough when someone hits you from behind with golf club, are ya?
Hell, yeah.
Fred Wilson, my brother Bill, Dom Dimaggio, the paper boy,
you're all dead, too?!
Distracted as if by a moral dilemma.
But you just got a new lease on life.
Marge, meet pro football's newest team;