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...because he has all my haircut records from my barber in Texas.
...who had a chance to be an astronaut and gave it up.
Can't do it on your own, you need someone to take care of you.
I'm wanted
Mr. D'Onofrio?
...and seeking validation of my opinions by asking, "Can you dig it?"
- That sounds mean. - No.
I sing you "Soft Kitty" when you're sick, you've even seen me naked once.
I have spent my whole life trying to bring order to the universe...
...like they do at Camp Hess Kramer.
...that a girl who's never played chess in her life just kicked your ass.
An example of the nepotism...
...from "I'm going to astronaut training" to "Sheldon can't get a haircut"?
Don't worry, once she falls asleep, I'll spoon you like an armadillo. Heh.
...stepped on a bug, and changed the course of human events.
...and you see a superstar like Tony Danza.
...so my mother had all my haircut records sent here to Mr. D'Onofrio.
That's what chess is all about.
- ...and then you are good to go. - Fun time.
I can't help it, I feel like a teen heartthrob.
Bareback and bare-chested.
...and then straight back down like it's gonna crash...
But it says 8 a.m.
Wait. Send more underwear.