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...I don't wanna be the one to tell him no.
What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best homo!
-Me? -Yeah, because you're perfect.
Yeah, I decided I'm up for it.
Well, I'm gonna type it up.
Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk.
BERNIE IS DEAD YOU MORONS
I haven't been out in a while.
No, I can't bear to have anyone see me.
We ended up talking for like two hours.
"The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
We only wake you up for the important meetings
"My wife's in a coma."
Smoked him, I say.
The Other Side of Darkness
I didn't know it was possible not to know that.
Hey, George...
What's the difference. You're their all-time bestseller!
Just leave it and go.
Reilly doesn't work here anymore.
The same.
He doesn't even have a house like I do
Well the hot dog called. They’re running out of homos
What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best homo.
Oh, here. Weekend at Bernie's II. Now, that's an hilarious premise.
Outlet?
Vodka, cigarettes, fireworks.
That’s another DK for AJF!
FINAL ANSWER!
Hey, everybody, look. The little chicken girl wants me to ease up.
"Hey, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
...but could you lighten up on the "not a man" stuff?
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!
Maybe it is time for you to be changed.
When there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on throats.