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Where's my whoopie cushion?
Oops. I left the gas on.
So I used the “langers” . . which was the style at the time.
## [ Folk Ballad ]
[ British Accent ] Look, fellas! It's Lisa in the sky!
The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing.
A bug, I tell you! A bug! [ Laughing ]
They didn't have white onions because of the war.
[ Yells, Whimpering ]
[ Angry Shouting ]
[ Screams ]
Mmm. Grazie.
[ Sighs ] I'm gonna resign.
- Oh, for God's sake! - [ Whimpers ]
This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters.
was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.
Thanks a lot, Carl. Now I've lost my train of thought.
Yes, I really should stop ending the tour with it.
"Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
[ Grunts ]
Benefits, perks, a green cookie on St. Patrick's Day?
Hmm. Organized crime.