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I wouldn't join one of your harebrained schemes
Hmm?
you wouldn't say that unless there was a need to thank you.
That's something.
Gaiman!
All right, that's it! Forget it!
Your friends are looking at my bloomers!
Fake author!
Shh!
- to choke a hippogriff. - Mm...
So many vampires! With the fangs and the capes
I don't like the taste... of poison.
I've heisted my way to the bestseller list once again.
Lisa, would you care to do the honors?
The point of the dinosaurs is,
We forgot to create a fake author!
I'm just an actress they use for the jacket photo.
or we could suffer the same fate as the dinosaurs.
The refrigerator could have my magnets on it.
Lisa has a big toy.
No toys for anyone!
Oh, good one, boss.
pride of authorship.
even if I'm on fire.
Publishers rake in the cash, and unsuspecting kids
But why are you working at a dinosaur show?
I've got it!
Oh, weak! Weak and lame!
and the medals-- nobody knows how they earned them.
missing too many meals.
British Fonzie is right.
You're in. In what?
Gaiman, I've been waiting to do this for a long time.
And before the publishers can do anything about it,
That tuna didn't salad itself.
prep school under the Brooklyn Bridge?
You're group-writing a book?