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Hello, I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
Stupid Welcome Mobile. I knew it would ruin me!
'Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch...
I'm like that guy, that Spanish guy.
- is still... here! - [ Screaming ]
First, whenever you walk in front of your window...
Whoo-hoo!
Fits right in my pocket.
just how much shrimp Mr. Simpson ate.
'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless Mountain Dew drinking machine. Arr!
[ Thinking ] Hmm.
I'll never wash this hand again
- Yes, but it was-- - Your witness.
You want "The People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle."
- Good-bye. - [ Groans ]
Shut up. just shut up!
'Tis no man! 'Tis some kind of strikeout machine!
They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.
I don't believe it. Now my pants are chafin' me.
"'cause I don't know where it is, you bologna.
Fairly warned be thee, says I.
[ Gulps ]