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- What about the body? - Good body. Nice body.
Why can't I just walk up to a woman and say, Hi, I'm George.
just a hunch
Oh, so there's still hope.
He is so powerful. He can lift 100 pounds right up over his head.
Bitter's a judgment call. She's twisted.
I could see how we need him at the beginning, okay?
She had to be impressed by that conversation.
How could you give me a defective condom?
...but I feel badly for my mother.
You said they had a good time. What else are you keeping from me?
You wanna fight with somebody, you fight with me.
She likes to throw up.
Show up there with your little shaving cream, your little toothpaste.
Oh, okay, thank you. Thank you very much.
No, no, no. He's not bald.
By the way, when you see George, give him these. These'll work.
- Get away from me. - Give me the phone.
Alrighty.
...what do we need him for then?
- Hello. - It's me. I just got home.
He fixed up Adam and Eve.
I knew we shouldn't have done it. It was a bad idea. I told you.
Come on, Patti, here. Take half a bag.
Went out with Cynthia.
Get out! Out! Out! Out!
Now, don't you two see that you're in love with each other?
- You sure? - Yeah.
I think we should have, like, a secret signal with the druggist.
- Are my nostrils getting bigger? - No.
See, why must it be so difficult? Why all this tension and hostility?
- Hi. - Oh, hi.
Thick, Lustrous Hair Is very Important To Me.
You know my friend Harpo?
This is exactly what they want to do to you.