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Mm. Hello, Daddy, what's up?
"No thief, however skillful...
Once, I got through an entire spring break with nothing but a long T-shirt and a belt.
- Maybe you shouldn't be flying it inside. - I'm not flying it!
Probably wind up talking to some foreign guy...
I've never been to New Jersey before.
And for those of you who were popular in high school, it's over. Sorry.
Oh, you're where that bill goes.
- Hey! - Not cool!
...is that they're boring.
It's what I like to do, it's what I'm trained to do, it's who I am.
LEONARD: Why did you need a belt? PENNY: It's called an evening look.
- Sheldon, we got Wi-Fi? - Check.
Rajesh, is your father seeing someone?
...all up the east coast.
Eh, it gets a bad rap from shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives.
You're gonna be on Skype. They're not gonna see your legs.
Don't look at me. Initiate.
...they're gonna find someone a lot cooler than they thought.
No, Daddy, no.
Nothing, I was just calling to check in, make sure she's doing okay.
And a pointy hat sticking out of your eyeball.
...and with you and Mommy getting a divorce...