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Just give me a drink.
You know, like when a woman in a Porsche Cayenne
describing my interests, some pet peeves,
for the next, like, two hours to see if I like it?
♪ And no one else can find ♪
Huh. Well, I did not expect that.
and not trying to dance like Beyoncé.
Take me to the hospital!
♪ 'Cause we're not allowed to have an orgy ♪
Yeah, no hard feelings, fellas.
Oh, I thought you asked me
Now, does he have any school pictures coming up?
Why, yes, I am.
All right.
looks like anyone in a nursing home?
only sex people from the phone.
if she were able to answer the phone.
(screams) The yellow face!
has corrected the spine very nicely.
Let's do it in the garage.
Wait, what do you mean?
That's interesting. I wonder what beach that is.
I didn't have a sister.
That app's turned Quagmire into some kind of sex ghoul.
I'm gonna have to go home and get my pillow.
{all shouting angrily]
Let's, uh, let's just go.
and awarding this condemned building to you...!
#342175 #4701 #77154231 #990
I'm Al Harrington, of Al Harrington's
Hey, look. Tom Tucker.
All right, plan "B."
He's been at this location for 40 years.
I'm just gonna nudge it with my knee
Ignore him, Miniature Quagmire.
Well, then, this will not be