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-What? -I think.
I went to the doctor today. I have mono.
So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?
I have no idea, but don't worry. We'll figure something out later.
Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.
No, no, no. I'm sorry. This is too weird.
Now let me ask you a question.
-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.
So now you're not gonna go on?
What for?
Of course, absolute zero.
-What happened to your face? -What?
I'm finding that out.
It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
-What, did they kick you out too? -Yeah, they kicked us all out.
With due respect, I went there...
Okay, good. Thank you.
I thought things went great. Why wouldn't she have sex with him?
There was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway
Well, he started feeding it crickets, and the children just love him...
Let the kids see a real, live Yankee.
So will I. But maybe I'll just have to get rid of Kramer's idea.
Well, if anybody needs any medical advice...
What? Did they kick you out too? Yeah, they kicked us all out.
-We wound up talking all night. -You're enjoying the not enjoying.
What the hell was I thinking?
Mono.
-Yeah. -All right. That's all I wanted to know.
No, no, no. Just lately I've been thinking a lot clearer.
Right. Elevate your legs.
No. Hypokalemia.
What? What is going on? What is that about?
A simple joke from a simple man.
Yeah, I think so.
-Well.... -Can I introduce you as doctor?
Jackie’s cashing on your wretched disfigurement.
Okay? Now, from what I know about you...
How was Career Day?
Well, that kind of brings us to why I'm here.
-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?
Is Kramer home?
Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?
Yeah, in extra time...
First, Louise, and now, the Portuguese waitress?
I always work hard enough for two. I deserve another point.
I disagree. In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.
Now, why is it that when I ended up on the couch like that, you grounded me for a week?
It's my allure, my twinkle, you know.
What is Chicken Kiev