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(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Everyone, I think it's important that we talk openly about this.
What a weird little guy. Thanks, Joyce.
"And by the way, a Iot of the information you're asking for
I mean, he's still gay, but now it's no fun to joke about it,
Hey, Lois, can I talk to you for a second?
No, Brian. The new female anchor
(ALL EXCLAIMING DISAPPROVAL)
But those people can only make you feel ashamed if you Iet them.
No, you're a Iady big shot, Iike Miss Piggy.
Please turn to hymn number 487.
Oh, my goodness. That'd be wonderful.
WHAT I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN
Look, Sandy, it seemed Iike a good idea at the time.
My God!
Oh, this is all so fascinating. You must have so many stories.
Oh, my God!
I mean, most of them are just random background people
images ofred-light districts, unprotected sex, and of course,
AII right, well, when I was in college, I was in an adult film.
Oh, well, that's very nice of you to say.
A prostitute.
It's just, I Iike you so much.
AII right, Iet's start over. Four, zero, one.
Oh, Iook at that. See, now I'm really starting to get suspicious.
No, Lois, don't get that one! Get the one with the Iion in overalls!
(MOCK SNORING)
who thought he was going to be a doctor.
Mary Magdalene.
Lois, you've met Tom Tucker.
Searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have.
Four...
that she appeared in a pornographic movie back in the early 1980s.
Well, you know, Lois,
Mr. Tucker, don't make me angry. You wouldn't Iike me when I'm angry.
with the rummage sale for the needy Iast weekend.
I also listen to jazz while I vacuum, which is cool.