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- Bye-bye. - Bye.
Hey, Lloyd!
Look, Lloyd doesn't know what he's up against.
I pledge to you now that if I'm elected mayor, as my first order of business...
He's proposing a plan where everyone in the city should wear nametags.
Fat!
Let me test-taste that.
...this is in case there's a tie.
...but it's nonfat.
Good Morning, Joe!
You stub your toe and say, "Consarnit"...
I had glasses when I was 10.
...and having to use those wholesome curses:
"That was a hell of a delivery, I'll tell you that.
Fudge!
...when there's absolutely nothing wrong with me?
I've been doing the same exercises. I haven't been eating different.
- How did you know? - Well, I tasted it at the one downtown.
A person who has no regard for wasting other people's valuable time.
Okay. Thank you very much.
Nice to meet you too.
- Seven. - Seven?
The next morning, I woke up...
The old yogurt was so much better. Oh, this is terrible.
Thanks a lot. I hope you're happy.
We e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e
Ironically, the mishap, by bringing the nonfat-yogurt scandal...
You know, Lloyd, I've been to the doctor.
Really?
- He said that? - No.
You know what he said to me five minutes ago?
Giddyup.
You're doing something you're not supposed to do.
Every time we see you, you're gonna be walking around going like this?
THANKS FOR BRINGING HOME A LOSS YOU FAT FUCKS
How so?
What the hell is " consarnit" anyway?