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The least she could do is send me off with a sandwich.
Honey, I think Jim's working on something over there.
All of it!
So we order lunch, and we're talking.
We're just not suited to be friends.
- Who is it? - Take it.
It's... This is very difficult.
Tonight?
This friendship, it's not working.
That's why when they have construction sites...
That is worse.
What, should I quit my job?
Okay, okay, forget it. It's okay. I didn't mean it.
Say, where is that waitress? Hey!
Not working? What are you talking about?
Had to say something.
And those bank lines.
- What is this? - It's a list of excuses.
We can only thank God for that.
...I'd be crawling around her bedroom right now, looking for my glasses.
Do you think I need a haircut?
We give you the dough.
That's almost all we need to have in common.
So I thought you were tutoring your nephew.
- Well, why not? - He bothers me.
They play the Bulls. You can't miss Air Jordan...
Tell me what... I want to know what I did.
...why don't you tell him that you lost both of the tickets. Then we can go.
This is Elaine.
Now, let's see. On the road, on the road, on the road...
The Knicks without Ewing.
Look, just... Can we just forget the whole thing ever happened?
- This is too much. - Wait. What pizza place idea?