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- ...my boys... - [ALL YELLING]
I don't know, I guess 'cause most American people have heard of TiVo.
[ORGAN PLAYS SOMBER MELODY]
What do you think I'm doing here, man?
NARRATOR ON TV: Introducing the charbroiled, not fried, codfish sandwich,
- What's your name? - Jon.
So, what do you say? You, me and our friends, we go out sometime?
- You didn't. That's fine. - No, I really didn't.
Shit, I don't know. You know who would?
JON: But now, I don't really see the point.
- Well, and that's all she wanted. - ANGIE: What did she say?
She won't do it right anyway. You gotta vacuum my carpet a certain way,
Come here.
OK, wait. No. I want to hear the rest of the story.
It is a good thing that she broke up with you.
Cowgirl
[HORN HONKING]
Amen.
- What? - Where are you going?
You're... You're intense today. What's going on with you?
- So? - Yeah, so...
You're gonna have to wait to find out.
Come on, let's take a bath.
- Not out here. - So let's go inside.
Babe, no. Thanks, but I like doing it myself.
- That's incorrect. - She's taller than you anyway.
OK. Let's take a break and when we get back we'll go over the course syllabus.
- Yeah. - Mm...
than that shit you're watching on your phone.
...pray for us sinners...
Man, sit your ass down.
- Fuck you! - Admit it!
GIZMO GizShut up!! Shut the fuck up!!
Oh, shit.
- I didn't tell you my name. - Obviously you did, 'cause I looked it up.
If you don't like that, there's something wrong with you.
Yes
- Have you ever thought about quitting? - Quit...?
Teen titans pussy Teen titans boobs
'cause you're hiding it from her, but she caught you the second time.
Cowgirl
PRIEST: Tell me your sins.
Something I've always kinda wondered is, is it the same guy I'm talking to every week
She can't.
Then Why'd you come home with me?
♪ It's such a sweet sensation
- What's wrong? - Nothing.
- That's good. - What do you mean?
Should've smoked this before, you might've relaxed a little.
Fucking 'caused it! Fuck!
PRIEST: Have faith, my son.
Sure, it's fucking fantastic in person... if she'll do it.
OK. Sorry.
- Shush. - What's your problem?
It just so happens that meaningless sex is something that I want in my life now,
- Get the fuck out of here. - You wanna go somewhere?
- Don't talk about my mother. - You brought up your mother.
What's wrong?
- Jonny-Boy! - Don Jon, what's good, baby?
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? And our families meet, huh?
- and the Holy Spirit. - Amen.
I said look at this play, I said it right to you!
- Lady, I'm just here to take this class. - Did you just call me lady?
- Service? - Yeah.
- and it's not like it's a rare... - TEACHER: Good evening, everyone.
Stop and think for a second. Stop and think for a second.
He'll do anything for her.
I’m a Barbie girl In my Barbie world
The streak is over, motherfucker! How's it feel?
[WHISPERING] Our Father... Who art in heaven...
So, uh...
- Hi, Mrs. Martello. Here, for you. - Thank you, and please call me Angie.
Amen.
Or I know what she's thinking, or...
And my time is precious to me.
- or else it looks... - Don't talk about vacuuming in front of me.
- [MOANING] - Or, you know, making love.
But you still gonna finish that class?
Coke and a Diet Coke. I'll be right back to take your order.
For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry.
a lot of different things and then...
The whole fucking thing. Can I copy your notes?
- Hi. - Hey.
- So you don't do that normally? - No.
OK. One more question, then I'll drive you back.
How do I watch movies? What are you talking about?
All right. I'll open it.
- Why not? - 'Cause you're a grown man.
Amen.
- [SCOFFS] - Am I right?
Also, I watched pornographic videos and masturbated 35 times.
And you're thinking to yourself, why can't real pussy be like this?
and I can tell she is losing herself in me,
Close the door.