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[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
When I Finally meet a girl who loves aviation!! And she makes love to me!!
- No. I don't know. - See, he likes that skinny shit.
Since right now.
Then, once I'm getting into it,
So... we broke up.
It has been one week since my last confession.
[WHISPERING] Holy Mary... Mother of God...
'Cause you're a selfish person, and you're a liar.
- Right here? - Right there. That's perfect.
But I'm telling you, that thing I was watching was just a joke!
Well, when a real man loves a woman, he doesn't mind doing things for her.
- You wanna come to my place? - Mm-hm.
- PRIEST: Amen. Bless you, my son. - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Didn't you tell me it's sort of fucked up to keep stuff like this hidden?
- It's these pads. - I don't care.
- Mm-hm! Yeah... - [GRUNTS]
- Or our families. - Wait, our families?
- I don't know. I sweep it up with a broom. - No, I mean to really clean it.
- That is not healthy. - What do you mean? How do you know?
- Promise? - I promise.
- and she's out? - You don't know her.
- I don't know if it is. - No, it is.
- Five Lord's Prayers and five Hail Marys. - Thank you, Father.
Jesus fucking Christ!
Jon? Excuse me.
You like movies?
- Baby? - Yeah?
- Jon. - Yeah?
I had a few drinks the other night,
You're never gonna do it again?
Uh, yeah, but that movie that I gave you was totally...
- Right? I know. He is so disciplined. - You guys work out together?
- Her? No, she's too skinny. - Yeah.
Yeah. I wanna meet your parents and your sister.
JON: And if she does finally decide to do you the big favor...
- Why not? - It's not time for that yet.
- You wanted to take me to lunch? - Yeah.
- Damn, OK! - All right.
Hey.
No, you didn't seem like that type.
- This sound... - [COMPUTER CHIMES]
- and rewind. - What are you talking about?
Come on! Wait a minute!
...she's in a fucking hurry.
I don't really know what I do with that. What do I say?
I love 16 Bella, Susie, Anna
'Cause you're staring right at her.
You're not getting that butt from Barbara Sugarman anytime in the immediate future.
Oh. [LAUGHS]
Why would I wanna go out and try to pull randoms?
- I got a number. - BOTH: Oh! Hey!
- Yeah, come on. Just a night class. - Oh, my God!
You know what? I'll call Rosa. She'll do your place.
- I'm sorry. I am. - How about, I'm sorry I have more sex
they're fucking crazy.
She has been spending a lot of time at my place, though. So I looked into it.
Bullshit! Bullshit! Did you see that? That was fucking bullshit. Bad call.
Yeah, that's one-sided also. Definitely.
. .
- Seriously, I have no idea. - Like this week, like this month?
And she has to lose herself in you. It's a two-way thing.
DADD TO FUCK YOU So Fucking Hard
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I know, I was about to say, the mighty Don bringing out the long game?
- I love it when you wear this shit. - Oh, you're crazy.
You didn't only ask me for one thing. You asked for a lot,
No. Of course you don't, 'cause if you did, you would have erased it,
[PHONE VIBRATING]
- You guys having a good time? - You bitch, I don't wanna hear it.
- The fuck you doing here? - Damn, really?
It has been one week since my last confession.
Oh, I... I wasn't expecting such a lovely lady, that's all.
JON: I'm not like a junkie. Come on, that's stupid.
JON: So up until now, my record was ten in one day.
- Honey, calm down, please! - You know, Ma, I don't know
- Or this? - [WOMAN MOANING]
- I've ever seen in my life! - Wait, don't go right now, please!