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- Fuck you, Jonny! - I thought you made that happen.
My pleasure, my pleasure.
- No, it's fine. - No, no, no. I'm sorry. I am.
Might have to take this girl out for coffee.
Did you think I was gonna call you back?
im cumming
Donna Tubbs Have a nose strips, yes Roberta’s nose strips get it with my nose pimples Possum biting Cleveland’s penis
it just reminds me how much I love being single.
- Why did you ask around about me? - 'Cause I wanted to.
I'm not calling you old. It'll take like five minutes...
- Barbara. - Barbara! Barbara what?
No!
- So what? - You know what? Don't call me a kid.
I'm definitely not thinking about all that shit.
Also, I watched pornographic videos and masturbated 22 times.
- [LAUGHS] - Um...
Most people that pay attention to the world around them!
- The breakup. - WOMAN ONSCREEN: I felt that!
but it's just kissing. I don't know, I forget if that counts, so...
I don't care about that guy, I don't give a damn about his car. Fuck him.
I'm saying, you probably watch that shit as much as I watch porn.
[WHISPERING] ...a rare occurrence, I mean, I do that all the time,
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Listen, you wanna know the truth?
Cowgirl
- I thought they were cute together, no? - Sure. They seemed pretty good.
PRIEST: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace,
You didn't, you didn't mean to startle me, you walked by,
- Oh, my God! You haven't cum in a week? - Mm...
Gizmo shut up! Shut the fuck up!!
Hi, babe.
Wait, wait, wait, I'll be happier?
♪ To bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme...
Don't get me wrong, I like a good pussy-eating clip.
OK, Mom.
...pray for us now...
I've felt the same way. She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
I'm sorry, but your hair is so much better this way.
Yes, I do.
- Fuck that bitch. - Yeah. Fuck that bitch.
I don't care. We're not having this discussion right now.
- About what, your girlfriend? - No.
- It's embarrassing. - No, I told you, it's not a mop.
- You listen to people. - [MOANING]
It's Linda. She's been fighting with Chris.
- you gotta go to school. - Right.
Real pussy's all good. But I'm sorry.
Fuck you!
but you said that you wanna lose yourself in sex.
But she wanted to make it, she just couldn't.
[PANTING, GRUNTING]
But what do you mean you didn't pick this class?
Shut Up! Shut The Fuck Up!
so I may not have remembered telling you my first name,
- You ain't see her turn around. - You calling her a seven?
But trust me, in the future you'll be much happier if you always tell me the truth.
Since last Sunday, I had sexual intercourse out of wedlock seven times.
Look, sweetie, I'm gonna go, OK?
So...
Possum biting Cleveland’s penis Possum biting Cleveland’s penis
PRIEST: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you...
[TECHNO MUSIC FADES]
This is what I'm trying to tell you, if you would listen to me.
- How did you get off work tonight? - I got Stevie to cover my shift.
- So, what happened with your girlfriend? - Fuck that bitch.
- [GRUNTING] - Mm-hm! Uh-huh.
I did kiss a girl, this one girl, out of wedlock, several times,