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- What? Nah! - No, come on. It'll be nice.
[WOMAN SOBBING]
'Cause I sure don't want a family. Maybe one day, but not right now!
I saved it as pony-tail.
Nobody said anything. It's right there in your history!
- You think so? - I know so, mister.
Yo, you remember that dime from last week?
- No, I get off fine with real girls. - Yeah, you definitely do.
You heard what she said? Everyone knows about the streak.
Ass?
- a piece of ass like that! - I told you she was the most beautiful thing
...but deliver us from evil...
kid, before I could get my hands on any porn.
- How did you get my Facebook? - Oh. Getting right to it.
Mom! It's fine. OK?
I don't know, it's that two-way thing. I fucking love it.
Don't call me anymore.
always an eight or better, and it's still never this good. What am I doing wrong?
MAN: Yo, not gonna lie.
And basically it's on me to do all the work.
I don't even mess with blondes like that, but that there is a dime!
All right, all right, all right. Take it easy, take it easy.
- Baby. - Baby...
But that's why you like to watch those whores in those videos,
- Bye, baby. - OK, bye.
I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
[MOANING]
it's all sticky and hard, this is much better.
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS]
Mmmm Fuck
Is that what you said?! Huh? Huh? You fuck! Ah!
Of course they are.
For her, she just wants to go from kissing, to naked kissing, to fucking.
OK.
[JON GRUNTING]
The pretty woman.
I think you should go back to school, baby.
[GRUNTING]
[WHISPERING] Forgive us our trespasses...
There's only a few things I really care about in life.
When was the last time you did that before this?
that I stopped watching pornography, but that was a lie, I didn't stop at all.
- You don't live here alone, do you? - I actually do.
Will you just take this?
You wanna say some shit? Let's hear it, you fat fuck! What did you say?!
- So, uh... me and Barbara split up. - ANGIE: What?
- She told me to say hello to you guys. - That's sweet.
All right, Mom, OK.
Yeah. I was thinking about that when you said it before.
What'd you say? Huh? What the fuck did you just say?! Hey!
- I love her! I love her! - Pretty good, huh? Not bad at all.
DADD TO FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD INSIDE YOU and fill you with CUM
- Fuck that bitch. - Oh, shit!
- [JON MOANS] - Mm-hm.
- Oh, Jesus! - What? You don't wanna meet my brothers
Back then, if I wanted to see a really hot
in the '70s. It's probably not what you're used to looking at, but it's pretty hot.
- No. No, I just wanted to tell you... - You're not capable of a relationship, Jon.
She just wants a guy who's gonna do whatever she tells him to.
Don't you wanna...?
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
No? You drop her? After all that, she cheat on you?
- Can I help you with anything at all? - Oh! I love her already.
- Excuse me. Sorry. - Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
[MAN, WOMAN MOANING]
- I hope I'm not bothering you. - No, it's fine.
Yes doggie Yes cowgirl
So you were right.
Possum biting Cleveland’s penis Possum biting Cleveland’s penis
Roberta sings I wanna dance with somebody by Whitney Houston Roberta has a Cleveland’s penis shaving cream (Roberta) ugh, you son of a Possum biting Cleveland’s penis
Hey, baby. You're a winner, right? You respect people.
Wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened.
I want to fuck your ass And cum on my face baby!
oh god
- Do you mind? - Fine.
- All right, babe? - Oh! Bye.
Blow-job
I wanna pick up a few things in cleaning products.
Nothing! It's so fucking stupid. That's what I'm saying, she's a bitch.
but I just... so I wanted to say thank you.
Yeah Come on Ryan cum, cum