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If Armando can do it, that man is such an asshole.
If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to e-mail me. Have a good night.
Yeah! Well, I thought it was on with old crop top.
That's mine.
Was it just once? Oh.
- Excuse me. - Dad, I'm asking you nicely.
- So you haven't watched porn in a week. - Yeah.
Nah, I didn't think so. My dad has got a pretty good one.
Yeah, no more of that, just the intercourse now.
- I love you. - Don't ever say that to me, ever again.
I used to watch 'em a lot when I was a little
- 'Cause I know they wanna meet you. - Yeah... I bet they do.
Everyone listen up. You get up too. This is for you. Come on. Get up.
It's not like I'm cheating on her. I don't do it when she's around.
I don't know which ones to get. Baby, what do you think?
- OK, what was it again? - Barbara Sugarman.
I don't even know what that is. That's sick...
- Probably an eight or nine. - Six or seven.
Yeah, just... goodbye.
- I would love a fucking TiVo. - Who do you love?
JON: And you know, when I have great fucking days like this,
- I threw it to this other random. - Typical.
JON: It's not that I can't stop. I just figure, why should I?
Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with me.
she just walks in on you, you know, beating your meat to a little video
And the only thing in the world is those possum
- Yeah, I was. I'm sorry. - I asked you to do one thing for me...
I can't believe we're talking about this.
PRIEST: Tell me your sins.
- JON: The makeup. - MAN ON SCREEN: I'm scared.
- Baby! - What?
PRIEST: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace,
or there's a few of you and you switch off, or... how does that all work?
...Mother of God...
But you gotta wear one, 'cause,
- It really doesn't matter. - Well, it seems like it matters to you.
On the one hand, you go there when you go there.
[HIP-HOP PLAYS]
- I don't know. - No, come on, try and think.
- How long have we been up here for? - Not long.
Those ones.
OK. So she caught you once, which is why you're watching it on your phone at school,
JisooDevil and MEEEEEEE
- JON: Hey. - ESTHER: Hi.
- Oh, God. - ANGIE: Yup. And he was right.
Nah, I don't know.
No doggie. No cowboy.
He likes that skinny, high-fashion, looks-like-a-boy shit.
Where are you going?
- Barbara Sugarman. - Sugarman?
- Oh, fuck! - Who's that?
Yo. Headband.
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I'd ask somebody else, but everyone in the class are like children.
- How often do you watch it? - What the fuck do you care?
- What the fuck is this? - It's actually pretty good.
- JON: Where you going? - ESTHER: To my car.
- [COMPUTER CHIMES] - Also, nowadays you got so much
We talked about this, I don't appreciate it.
- You look so beautiful. - Thank you.
and this girl does that a lot.
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce like The Simpsons, bounce bounce bounce Springfield elementary Principal Skinner is a bitch
- But, baby, I'm telling you... - Don't call me that!
Can you... Well, that's beautiful.
Like there's the times you find a great clip, with a hot chick.
- No. - No... What?
Every fucking time we go out, Don Jon smashes!
JON: I'm in love with Barbara. I am.
Kerry's sister said she heard you broke through some guy's window.
- Oh, God. - All right.
- So, what's he do? - He's in school.
Come on, don't tell me you don't know what your history is.
and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, of the Son
- Blow-job? - [WOMAN MOANS]
- You remember Linda and Chris, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.
There! Look, his foot's on the line! Look at that bullshit!
- Hi, baby. - Hey.
you find a clip that's so good, it's fucking depressing.
And you know what? I'm glad we did.
And right when you're starting to cum, it shows the guy.
- Yeah, two for lunch. - Sure. Right this way.
She's the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life.
I'm playing with you. Trust me, I'm a perfectly satisfied customer.
I really shouldn't get so high after lunch if I'm gonna be coming here later.
I'm looking for her name, first and last name.
All right. So, what is it?
JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen.
I guess I just mean love like,
I'm gonna wait for Barbara to call. We're gonna meet up for dinner.