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- Did you? - Nah, I didn't see it.
She's 28 years old. She put like four years into the guy already. It's terrible.
Possum biting Cleveland’s penis
I mean, you think I could have hit 11 when I was with Barbara? No! Definitely not.
- [COMPUTER CHIMES] - And, every once in a while,
- I was wondering... - I'm doing something polite...
Everyone knows it's fake, but they watch it like it's real fucking life.
- Bartender? - Yeah, so, if you wanna move up,
Cowgirl
She's cute in the face, you can maybe call the face an eight, tits are a four.
My pleasure, my pleasure.
Why not?! What the fuck's the matter with you?
What you wanna say? You gotta say something.
She's not Italian, we know that.
Yeah, that's fine.
...I'm hard as a fucking rock.
- Oh! - Yeah?
- Jon, shush! - They're kids, for Christ's sake!
...That's mine.
- All right. Is that good? Is that right? - Yeah. [LAUGHS]
You never been in love, so you don't know what you're talking about.
If you want me, I can borrow his, I'll do it for you.
How about, I'm sorry I've been lying to you since the first day
You look beautiful. God, you look beautiful.
- Sugarman. She black? - No.
Sure, don't we all? Um...
I gave you the eight, your record's intact. Chill out.
[HIP-HOP PLAYS]
- [LAUGHS] What are you talking about? - You put so much junk in your hair,
First of all, everybody watches porn, OK? All guys.
- I'm asking you a question. - It's a fucking thing...
- Sequins. Don't look. Don't look. - What? Who is that?
♪ Yo! It's about that time
Possum biting Cleveland’s penis Possum biting Cleveland’s penis
I'm gonna get you a towel.
Shut Up. Shut The Heck Up
I mean, look, it's fine with me. I'm not complaining.
- Why? What's wrong? - Why? Because it's not sexy, that's why.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- Hey. - BARBARA: Baby! How is it?
- unlike porn, real pussy can kill you. - [WOMAN MOANS]
I don't know, it's hard to explain, but... yeah, that's it. So...
Cowgirl
This is my September.
'cause I wanna fuck your brains out. Is that what you want me to say?
...my pad...
For these and all the sins of my life, I am sorry.
You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
Baby...
They won't let you do it from behind, 'cause they wanna look at you.
- Yeah! Oh! - Come on, baby, cum... cum...
It has been one week since my last confession.
- Fuck yeah. - I don't know, there might be
- It's not true. - Really?
- How did it go? - You get her name?
All right. [LAUGHS]
- a fucking drink? - Yo, the Don mad anxious tonight.
What?
No, I just thought it was almost done. How much longer you got?
- if I really want a wife and kids. - What are you saying? You don't mean that.
- Are you ready? Go ahead. - Yeah. All right.
Yeah! Come on Ryan cum, cum
...and at the hour of death...
I wasn't gonna stop, but then I was thinking about what you asked me before,
.
But you're not.
- Assholes, where's the replay?! - Dad, there's a thing you can pause
But... I stopped watching porn.
- PRIEST: Amen. Bless you, my son. - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
JON: This fucking lady.
What's the one thing I asked? I said, Don't lie to me.
Ohhh yeah
You're so cute.
Giz
This?
- Oh, fuck! - What?
- Eight. - No, that might be a nine.
Then, once I do...
No, it doesn't.
- Bye, Mr. Martello. - Please call me Jon.
I don't think they're gonna work out.
[HIP-HOP PLAYS]
If you wanna lose yourself, you have to lose yourself in another person.
Hope you understand why I thought lunch was not a good idea.