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that's some crazy bullshit right there.
- Yeah, we do, pretty much. - [BOTH MOANING]
- I do what I want, when I want. - [WOMEN MOANING]
What happened?
Cowgirl
- I've ever seen in my life. - Yeah, you told me, but I mean,
She snooped around on my computer, she found out I watch porn.
- Hey, hey, Jonny-boy! - She's cute, right?
[MOANING]
- All right, who's talking shit about me? - Nobody said anything.
- in a man's life, everybody knows that! - Then maybe I'm not a man.
Don't call me that. Oh, my God! That's the most disgusting thing
Back then you used to see bands when you went out.
[HIP-HOP PLAYS]
Second of all, missionary is the worst position in all of fucking.
It just feels good, like... like I got my own life back.
- I'm all right. - Jonny, look at me.
- Can I get you a refill, Mrs. Sugarman? - You don't have to do that.
- the other night. So was I. - Can I get you some drinks?
- All right, Dad. - All right, yeah.
You know, I smash new girls all the fucking time,
Shut the fuck up! Who'd you take home, huh?
- And that doesn't happen when you have sex. - I wish it did.
- WOMAN: Look who the fuck it is. - How you doing?
- Well, I said I'm sort of... - Oh, my God! What's her name?
What, are you fucking kidding me?! You're fucking kidding me, right?!
- Yeah, she's great. - ANGIE: She's a catch, Jonny.
That depends. You gonna drill into your wall?
[MOANING, PANTING]
Well, I said it because it's true, that's why.
- No! - Was it your parents or your girlfriend?
- Did you try to call her? - She doesn't want me to call her.
- Shh! - Hey, hush yourself!
You're a good-looking guy, I'm sure you attract a lot of young ladies.
JON: In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
- Just get your degree. - Oh!
[GRUNTS]
You sound so fucking stupid to me right now, I feel sorry for you.
[ROMANTIC MUSIC SWELLS]
- Well, at least you're being honest now. - Let me ask you a question.
Cowgirl
MOTHER: One of these days.
I just fell asleep during that entire class.
- No. - I know it's none of my business, sorry.
- I saw you! - But, baby...
- Jesus Christ! - Jon!
[JAZZY, SULTRY SONG PLAYING]
Jesus! What are you fucking retarded?! You're fucking retarded!
Yeah, I just couldn't get off beating it with my eyes closed.
Uh-huh...
Oh. OK, well, then I'll... OK, I'll do this.
[ORGAN PLAYS SOMBER MELODY]
[ENGINE REVVING]
- Baby? - Huh?
I don't know what's wrong with me. I've been trying for a week, it's really fucked up.
- Just porn? - Yeah.
Well, honey, I'm gonna be honest with you, 'cause it seems like that's what you want.
Mm-mm.
I don't usually like it when a girl looks me right in the eye,
And it's pretty amazing how easy it is to get porn on-the-go these days.
- MAN: I said fuck you! - Fuck me, huh? Fuck me?
Beautiful girl.
- What, tonight? - Yeah.
- JON: Nah. - What? Come on, that's a dime!
[ENGINE REVVING]
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
- Don't lie. - OK, I asked around about you
A LIFE WE DREAM LOTHARIO LIFE
- What? - I'm just asking.
Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
What?
What?
¡f 1 ever jerk off without watching porn, and 1 tried to...
It's like I'm not even there.
Definitely not. She keep her shit tight, you can tell.
- You don't know? - We haven't really talked...
- What the fuck are you doing? - I was reading e-mails.