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- Fuck you. - I do. I feel sorry for you.
- Ten Lord's Prayers and ten Hail Marys. - Thank you, Father.
- PRIEST: Tell me your sins. - Since last Sunday, I had sexual relations
- I'm Esther. - Good to meet you.
I'm counting that from the first time I ever saw her, 'cause ever since then,
Because I've been thinking about it, a lot actually, and I realized that,
You think I'm the kind of guy that watches porn?
- What are you talking about? - No. I'm really sorry.
You can’t have that soup girl, that’s from last night Woof
- I don't know your friends. - My friends?
Thank you so much. Do you wanna go somewhere? There's a cafe...
Well, no. My friends' boyfriends are watching porno on the Internet all the time,
Unless they just don't want us to see how bad that fucking call was.
you know, like when we're making love.
I forgive you, or we're supposed to get back together or something?
- I don't know. - What? Please.
- what is it? - Did you see that?
No.
The fans are devastated. Jonny, what happened?
For these and all the sins of my life, I'm sorry.
It was just meant to be.
Bro, she lets me do whatever the fuck I want.
- Yes, please, sweetie, come on. - JON: You want me to take that, babe?
I start looking for a video.
WOMAN: Let me get a vodka-cranberry.
- I gotta talk to you. - I didn't think you meant that
- Her name? - First and last name.
Dairy Queen
Watch what happens. Best sex of your life.
- I think I would remember. - No offense, but you were pretty wasted
- SISTER: I said that that girl... - I cannot hear any fucking thing!
- Stop it, I mean it. Stop it. - [LAUGHS]
- than do yours. - You faggot motherfucker!
Look, the way you have sex, it's like totally one-sided.
[SONG CONTINUING]
- She was like you. - Thank you.
- Bye-bye. - Drive safe.
Give Scar-Jo that Scar-load Big boy
- You would be so sexy with a real job. - Mm!
More than just a piece of meat.
You can't have this one, 'cause I saw her first, but check out pink.
- They give awards for movies! - They give awards for porn too.
Get your ass downstairs, and washing your hands are a little shit I’m not listening, screaming
- Somebody's excited. - Yeah. Come on.
OK. Look, I have a girlfriend, all right? So...
Let me move this here, so you can put that right there.
- I'm just saying... - Jon, movies and porno are different!
I never actually touch my cock till I find the right clip.
- PRIEST: Tell me your sins. - Since last Sunday I did not have
- Yeah. - Mm...
Teen titans pussy Teen titans boobs
Come in, come in. Jon! Jonny's here! Come say hello to your son!
What are you doing? You talking to yourself?
Come on.
- You are so full of shit! - Second of all...
Oh, my God, please! That stuff is ridiculous
X
the doggy, the moneyshot, and that's it. I don't gotta say anything,
- I don't think I know Stevie, no? - No, I don't think you ever met him.
You're a retarded person and you're driving a fucking car!
- Really? - Yeah, really.
- some lasagna up in there. - I don't think so.
I'm proud of it, I like to take care of it.
Tits?
- Mom, I found her. - JON: Ma!
But I don't know what it is about her. When she does it, I don't mind.
- Mwah. Cheers. - ALL: Cheers!
- What makes you think you could do that? - Do what?
Like they're teaching you to be a robot.
I don't gotta do anything. I just fucking lose myself.
And while we 're doing it, all the bullshit does fade away,
Come on. Let me buy you a drink. It's early.
Can I come over when you're done?
- What is that? No. - Seriously? It's the best.
Because most people eat that shit up.
To not call you a kid? You're a fucking kid.
- Fine, let's drop it. - Good.
Were you... I'm sorry, this might be rude,
- Jon, I will fucking kill you! - All right. Easy.
And, yo, I get plenty of that.
And you take one night class for me, baby? One little class?
You decide what color. I'm gonna meet you at the registers.