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She acted like I was cheating on her or something, which I wasn't.
But I'm sorry to say, it's still not as good as porn.
- Here you go, babe. - OK.
What's that supposed to mean?
- Jon! - Fuck You!
- Sorry. - That's cool.
- Can you get her back? - I don't think so.
Girl Wearing yellow tank top
It was 28 years ago, and I didn't even give a shit then.
gets me hard as a fucking rock.
♪ Good vibration
I eat possum Big boobs, small boobs, medium boobs
Walter, stopper caning We’re going to Halloween party, not everybody you dress up for Halloween, do you wanna be good
- Are you crazy? - It was made by this Danish woman
[SOBBING SOFTLY]
I lied to you, and I'm sorry for that.
- I don't know. The housekeeper does it. - Oh, right.
[HIP-HOP PLAYS]
Well, he's got a pretty great life, no? if he could do it, you could do it.
[CONDOM WRAPPER CRINKLING]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
I love you.
- I wasn't happy. - A nice wife and some nice kids?
I don't want to do anything unless it means something.
- Listen, I'll just be a second, OK? - No, no, no. Come here.
And I saw her, you couldn't miss her.
to choose from, finding just the right clip can take a lot of time.
- What up? - You good?
- Oh, man! Oh, God! - [ENGINE REVVING]
I didn't mean for it to be a big thing. I thought you could use something better
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Thanks, bro.
I don't have to flake on my friends anymore.
[MUSIC SWELLS]
- You know what I said? - Listen to this.
- I don't know. - Having a family is the greatest joy
[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
When I see anti maskers in public.
So you take care.
- Oh, boy. - Baby! Oh! [LAUGHS]
I don't know! OK? I don't know!
But I don't like to go too fast right off the bat.
- You see her anywhere? - No.
This is the truth.
I can see it on you too, it's starting.
...that ass...
It has been one week since my last confession.
[LAUGHS] oh!
- Why are you here? -Hm?
...Thy will be done...
- Hi. - Can I help you?
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
- You're sick. You know that? - I don't know what's wrong with me.
- That's the one you like? - Oh, it's so great.
Great.
God bless.
Come on, son. There's no such thing, that's the point, it's a scale from one to ten.
MAN: Barbara!
And she's not either.
[CHURCH BELLS CHIMING]
No, no, no offense taken. So you like porn better than sex?
- Come here, you animal! - Get the fuck off of me!
- You gonna drill into my wall for me? - Whatever you want, babe.
- I wanna meet your friends. - Those guys are assholes.
We're not talking about this anymore.
- Stevie? - Yeah, he needed the hours.
- I lose myself. - You lose yourself.
Why would they watch porn when they can get with a real girl?
- Baby, I'm just so proud of you. - Thanks.
- He's kind of right, man, you do. - I don't like more than a handful of titty.
- Sorry about that. - No problem. How you doing?
Look, I know you don't wanna talk to me.
and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, of the Son
- That's a very good question. - Yeah, so?
TEACHER: All right, everyone, three more weeks until the final.
- Eight. - Solid eight.
??? What do you want to eat Pizza boobs, if you want to want to eat, I’ll get a get a slice pepperoni nipples
- JON: Oh, shit! - ESTHER: OK.