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Shit!
So I'm parked all the way on the other side. I don't know if you want...
Love at first sight.
All right, you wanna hear this shit? It's so fucking retarded.
- That's it? - Right?
Cowgirl
- At least I know what a fucking TiVo is. - I know what a fucking TiVo is!
- PRIEST: Amen. Bless you, my son. - Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Oh, my God! OK, hold on, hold on, all right.
You gotta try it. What do you do for your floors?
- You ever jerk off without porn? - What do you mean?
JON: See? This is what I'm saying.
Hold up. Wait a minute. In love?
- You wanna have a seat? - Bro, honestly...
- You're saying you love her? - Of course I love her.
and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.
- Jesus Christ. - Your mom do got some big-ass titties.
- Don't fucking lie to me! - I don't know who told you that!
Well, I'm flattered. What do you wanna talk about?
The thing is, this week I actually did stop, like totally just not doing it anymore.
You know what? I shouldn't have said that.
[NO AUDIO]
[HIP-HOP PLAYS]
Fuck me daddy
It's like she knows what I'm thinking.
What the fuck are you doing? How do you watch that shit?
I just wanted to apologize.
and it's just me and her, right there,
- All right, what happened with your girl? - Fuck that bitch.
- No, it's my pleasure. - Jon.
My message to Alex Crail!
- No, that girl was annoying. - She was tight though.
- I'm telling you... Hey! - Don't lie to me.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
Shit. Good luck. A girl that hot? She doesn't have to give head.
- I never heard you say you loved her. - You weren't paying attention.
Well, actually, I don't know if it was you.
- Thank you. - Jon, you meet Daryl?
- What is the matter with you? - Have you seen it?
Speak up and talk like a human being.
Come on, let me fix your lipstick. Here we go.
- PRIEST: Tell me your sins. - First of all, I lied to you before.
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One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here and start eating, and you're gonna say,
He said they're in love, they're in love. It doesn't matter how old they are.
...hallowed be Thy name... Thy Kingdom come...
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- You want some? - Thanks.
And you don't know my friends.
- That's not bad. - It's better than not bad.
I mean, my girlfriend doesn't like it. So she doesn't have to know about it.
Now, when it comes to the actual fucking...
PRIEST: Through the ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace.
How do you watch all the stupid fucking movies you watch?
You're pathetic, you know that? Every week you got a new bitch.
but could you just tell me how you got to those numbers, please?
JON: The expensive wedding, and they drive off into the sunset.
- I'm not taping this. - No, I know you're not taping it.
Right. Just 'cause you don't pick up your phone don't make you busy.
only at Carl's Jr. and Hardee's.
Yeah! Oh! - Come on, baby, cum... cum...
- Fuck you, Jonny! - That's the way...
Hail Mary... full of grace...
[ORGAN PLAYS SOMBER MELODY]
- What? No! - It's OK if you were. I'm not judging you.
All right. When was the last time you went a day without it?