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(GRUNTS)
This dermal magnifier will show the extent of the damage.
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(GASPS)
Oh...
This prank is my Sgt. Pepper's.
(MOANING)
(SINGING) Store credit, store credit, store credit
Now, sweetie, you shouldn't hang around with people who beat you.
It's a nice day for a white wedding
Can't you do both?
The institute of shut-your-fat-face!
Yeah. I'm gonna scam this town out of so many presents.
Now, take that kid away.
So, you thought you'd pull a fake wedding, eh? You're under arrest.
(ALL GASP)
Oh, my God! We're sealed in!
Die, happy couples.
(ALL GASP)
Silent anger, the cornerstone of a successful marriage.
Six feet by eight?
Love you!
I wouldn't feel right going to the bathroom with no one watching.
I get a full-blown case of the cooties.
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I think girls are icky pants.
heated water and two-sided sponges?
I like 'em small and bug-eyed.
Welcome aboard.
And what I don't use, I'm gonna return for store credit!
that wait for you upon your release.
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
All right, I plugged your book. Now, put down the gun.
All right, boys. She's not letting go.
No son of mine will be marched down the aisle at the barrel of a ray gun!
My baby boy is in jail.
I'm the worst mom in the world.
Well, that's the end of my shift. See you Monday.
They're not true friends.
But I whittles what I sees.
I understand.