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"Orange who?"
When your mailman waved to us, you made me hide under that traffic cone.
Hey, Homer was right.
I ain't stealing you from the Chinese restaurant across the street there.
Maybe if I lay down a beat on my bongos, that'll soothe her.
## [ Moe Humming ]
(LAUGHING EVILL Y)
(DOOR OPENING)
lighten up the ear hair, switch my lips, then black tie the whole deal.
(GASPS)
now I need a little advice from you.
So is there a knob, or an "open sesame" type deal or what?
(CLEARING THROAT)
Who's your daddy, Maggie? Who's your daddy?
My house is over there.
The one time I did, I went to jail for three years.
(LAUGHING)
Mid-Atlantic Hockey League Conference semi-final do-over game.
ANNOUNCER: When you leave your children,
- Moe, what are you doing? - I'm spiffing up the place.
She's coming to meet me here, tonight.
here at Utica 's Kill-Kwik Rat Poison Arena!
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I mean, take out bones, guts, whatever you gotta do to make me a micro-Moe.
The Utica Mohawks'Pete Mavroudis has broken through the 'Topes defense!
(SIGHS)
No licensed physician would perform that operation.
OH MY GAWD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
(LAUGHS)
I JUST tidied. What are you doing?! Panda puzzle!