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You... you have a good time with Jenny.
What the...? What's wrong with you?
All right, who'd like to kick us off?
is a very destructive influence in your life.
And I know that the court will be happy to hear this, too.
hey give me that.
This is the bathroom at my work.
♪ Don't mess around with Mr. Booze ♪
to see who could drink the most beer and still drive.
to talk about the greatest temptation
Do I at least call him Jon?
Those are your friends, Phillip, Ernest and Jonathan.
to being all about AA.
but none of us have the language skills to call her on it.
♪ You will wind up wearing tattered shoes ♪
Do not movie.
We don't got a problem with our drinking.
a Bufferin baby aspirin every day.
Good for you.
and hang out with the cast of the high school play?
Thanks. What... hey, what size are you?
Hey, where's... you know,
you stupid "laugh and cry, effin' cry."
We got a noise complaint. Joe, shh. Peter's about to start.
I mean, it's cool I know French,
Stop blocking the screen, you jerk!
♪ And there's only one guy to blame ♪
There is only one guy to blame His name is Mr. Sophie
And then this one time, I was so drunk,
Please be Rosie O'Donnell. Please be Rosie O'Donnell.
29 more and we're done-- that's how it was.
From now on, half of every six-pack I buy
What, did you hit her over the head with it?
and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
Oh, I bet that's a sea monst...
"My drinking ruined my family."
Now I don't leave my couch,
Oh, not a period movie.
And all in time for my big bike ride announcement.
♪ That's a shame ♪ ♪ What a shame ♪
Oh, God. Did I hold on to the touchdown pass?