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That night, your mom and I went out for a romantic evening...
It's romantic, throwing off the shackles of the workaday world...
It might interest you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again.
Oh, yeah. Thanks for that.
Oh, I can't go on with this charade. I hate my job. I hate my life.
...to break what's left of your spirit.
Yes, the special de-motivational plaque...
And only one of you kids can go to college.
Besides, that back-talking boat sets a bad example.
- No. - Okay, then.
I needed more money to support my growing family.
bowling gutter ball
That's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
- You're worried about telling Dad. - Why do you say that?
We're doomed. Doomed, I tells you!
Hey, you're the best.
- Where are you going? - You can't expect a person...
TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO! TWO!