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8:15?! CSI, Wake up! Wake up!!
- Hello? - Is that you, George?
When's that bastard coming to Houston?
Well, your friend certainly seemed to know all about it.
Fantastic questions, man
- Really? - Yeah.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND FESTIVUS YA BASTARDS
But it's a very important wake-up call, and I don't wanna take any chances.
You'd think you'd have six alarm clocks...
This son of a bitch is ice cold
I set this thing for 20 seconds.
...and you weren't.
It was the Metro
I'm telling you, I never told anyone about that baby.
You know, I really like those sons of bitches.
Why Justin Thomas!?
I flew halfway around the world...
I left a comfortable hotel bed for this.
My feet are resilient.
That water's gonna get over 120 degrees.
- I didn't know she was married. - She's not.
- Hi, Jean-Paul, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Yeah, that's where I keep all my tension.
We went over budget on some of the items...
Flight to New York?
- A wake-up call. - Wake-up call?
That son of a bitch thinks I'm boiling hot.
That wake-up guy was trouble.
- You like them, don't you? - Yeah. That's how they talk, you know.
I trained, I worked out, I exercised.
This son of a bitch Is ice col!
We all get a little cuckoo. I used to be like you.
- Finish your drink? - Oh, yeah, almost. Almost.
30,000 feet above your head you bastard!
When the season starts.