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You said I could buy a desk.
...so she doesn't know it's you.
You're too ashamed to face her because of whatever it is you did.
- Had sex? - Yeah.
No. Why would you?
...but it turns out I'm terrified of the ocean.
I've missed you, Katee Sackhoff.
This is a little awkward...
Let's not sully the moment with the exchange of saliva.
Son of a bitch.
I think it shrunk!
Well, I mean, you know how it is with guys. We have needs, and... Heh.
- I know. I work here. - Oh.
Okay, fine. Look, I'll admit, heh...
Our collaboration is a work of the mind. We don't need desks.
A fine prank. Very amusing. Ha-ha-ha.
...so just take that when you're ready.
- Does it have melon? - Yeah.
Let me ask you something else. Is she seeing anybody?
Be patient. We'll get there.
The lusty charmer with the fancy patter and the hoochie pants.