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Don't worry, Bart. I'll protect you.
Kind of sad, really.
(chuckles) I do some of my best fathering
55 Burgers 55 Fries 55 Tacos 55 Pies 55 Cokes 100 Tater Tots 100 Pizzas 100 Tenders 100 Meatballs 100 Coffees 55 Wings 55 Shakes 55 Pancakes 55 Pastas 55 Peppers 155 Taters
Aw.
And who could forget Dr. Horse?
Both things are equally possible.
I-I was jealous, and I-I threw your hat away.
I Skyped someone who knows a little bit about chess.
but it's a wound nothing can heal.
(gasps)
Or maybe I sold it on Craigslist.
and grow...
Who the hell are you?
Nope. That was spot-on.
(plays higher note)
It was, until I learned the pieces weren't licorice.
(panting): Lisa! Stupid Lisa!
L
Oh, God, not this again.
We just lowered the safety standards.
Now I can die in peace.
Magnus Carlsen... my cousin.
"I'd rather be fishing." Not true.
(chuckles)
(laughing)
(cheering)
A human booger, indeed.
Well, at least I'm safe.
Why does everyone feel so good when I leave?!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.