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we were down at the fishin' hole.'"
Not fresh enough.
Everything has its breaking point.
Lis, you saved us.
♪ That's what you get for all of your trouble... ♪
I'm having a lunch date with my wife
Go back to the cowboy thing and wait in the car.
Go wash up and help me clear the table.
It got three and a half stars in the Springfield Tire Guide.
Lousy.
Ta-da.
and I'll be here for as long as it takes.
The most romantic part of this was the hold music
For some stupid reason, chicks dig Brando.
Marriage is so tough.
Great. She's never gonna talk to me again.
Whoo-hoo! I'll woo her with whoo-hoo.
Makes me not want to come home from my job
We do not recommend soy sauce with that particular roll.
Okay, let's see how straight it is.
Look, a light!
I'm down to two a day, but I've been dead for ten years.
I promised you a life full of romance.
"Sweetie, I'll be home at 8:00 a.m."
I'm lying under a tree.
But I thought snuggle clamps just might rekindle...
Now, that's how I clear the table!
Fella...!
Give up? It's Marge.
.
banned!
Once again, by eating alone,
Omakase...